A Demonstration Of THE ASTRONOMICAL VALUE AND RELEVENCE Of PIMP-OLOGY

Welcome to the end of the HISTORIC month of January 2009.
Today, lets simply compare and contrast information to further
shed light on the Value Of STREET KNOWLEDGE.

Well Respected Philosophers, Scientists,  Architects , And Scholars of past and present have stated

Occam’s razor, also Ockham’s razor,[1] is a principle attributed to the 14th-century English logician and Franciscan friar, William of Ockham. The principle states that the explanation of any phenomenon should make as few assumptions as possible, eliminating those that make no difference in the observable predictions of the explanatory hypothesis or theory. The principle is often expressed in Latin as the lex parsimoniae (“law of parsimony“, “law of economy“, or “law of succinctness“): entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem, roughly translated as “entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity”. An alternative version Pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate translates “plurality should not be posited without necessity. [2]

When multiple competing hypotheses are equal in other respects, the principle recommends selecting the hypothesis that introduces the fewest assumptions and postulates the fewest entities. It is in this sense that Occam’s razor is usually understood.

Originally a tenet of the reductionist philosophy of nominalism, it is more often taken today as an heuristic maxim (rule of thumb) that advises economy, parsimony, or simplicity, often or especially in scientific theories. Here the same caveat applies to confounding topicality with mere simplicity. (A superficially simple phenomenon may have a complex mechanism behind it. A simple explanation would be simplistic if it failed to capture all the essential and relevant parts.)

Noted Hip Hop Dignitary and Pimpology Expert  Calvin Broadus’ – A.K.A.
Snoop Dogg States


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Aiyyo, aiyyo, aiyyo Quik check this out dog
You know mothafuckers be doin way way too mothafuckin much

You know? That’s real
Just like baby right here, she doin too much

Now if that nigga next to you got a rented car
And he actin like it’s his but you know it’s not
Say he doin too much, yeah nigga you doin too much
And if that stuck-up xxxxx got the bar posted-up She actin like that hair’s hers but you know what’s up
Say she doin too much, yeah baby you doin too much

I gave my kinfolk the keys to my Suburb
I told em “Hit the side and slide and get the herb”
But guess who’s callin, Pipedream Patty
Made that nigga park my whoride beside the alley
Forget about that nigga though (fuck that nigga)
Fuck that nigga yo
But I can’t forget about him cuz he taught me everything I know
Oh no Joe, walkin down the wrong lane
Tootin on that cocaine, xxxxxx wit that wrong thang
Niggas like that (what), get things like they want it (damn)
Then fake the funk, doggonnit
Now loc, look at this predicament
You smoked out and can’t be trusted, I can’t kick it wit
Niggas like you, used to be in my crew
Goddamn, they don’t make niggas like they used to
I remember Marley Marl and the Juice Crew
That’s probably why I keep a tight grip on my deuce-deuce

Now if you’re doin for your family and you can’t stand it
Cuz you know these mothafuckers tryin take advantage
Say they doin too much, yeah nigga you doin too much
And if your kinfolk broke and he smoke dope
And he need to catch a mothafuckin different stroke
Say he doin too much, yeah Joey you doin too much

We parlay, parlay everyday DPG style
We might throw a pool party every once in a while
Now in fact we gon’ do one this weekend
Let’s see how many hoes me and my nigga Rose can weed in
I believe in, sharin the cock
Also, I believe in comparin the cock
Look, don’t knock a nigga like me (why?)
Cuz she love the way I just beat up the pussy
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep
When she went down on me
She blew a nigga socks off, got a nigga rocks off
Ooh wee, baby you’s a freak
Put my homey up on game like a gangsta
But my homey fell in love and he banked her
Ain’t that a trip? Now we in a twist
Back in the county wit the red ribbon on his wrist

Now when a nigga hit his girl and she don’t hit back
And he get his third strike wit no get back
Say he doin too much, yeah homey you doin too much
And when the homey in the pen, doin a sin
And his girlfriend xxxxxx wit his best friend
Say she doin too much, hell yeah she doin too much

I’m livin up in the hills, wine sippin wit mills
I’m havin major type of paper, I ain’t trippin off bills (still)
Show me some respect and accept my coolness
And don’t mistake my kindness to mean I’m foolish
Use this as a warning, cuz I’m startin
To figure it’s some niggas think I’m soft as Charmin
Pardon me, cuz I ain’t mad when you get bent
But I hate when fools mistake me for U.S. ?spray?
Friends and family, gettin after me like repo
Eat, smoke, choke then want me to throw em a c-note
You doin too much when you clutchin on my touch-tone
Callin strays over nigga leadin months gone
Conversate for fo’ hours, wastin mo’ power
And only get to hit a cold shower
You fakin like you’re makin more moves than Simpson
But frontin, pushin buttons, doin nuttin but sin

And when a nigga on yo’ phone, runnin up yo’ bill
Tryin to tell some hoodrat xxxxx how he feel
You know he doin too much, yeah nigga you doin too much
And when your baby momma cryin bout she need some milk
And you heard some other nigga did been at her tilt
You know she doin too much, yeah baby you doin too much
That’s real

Got It?
Good,
Now On With The Show!

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Obama Says- “What’s A Pimp Without A Cadillac?”

Picture This.
GM, the parent company of Cadillac Motors is on the list of the top three U.S. automotive industry giants, on the verge of Bankruptcy. One of the executives at GM became convinced along the way that Barack Obama was sure to win the election. He then thought to himself and said

Hmm, Barack Obama is an African American, and well, historically, it has been shown that African American Males tend to have an affinity for the Cadillac brand.

He then went to a secret meeting with then President Elect Obama and staff during the transition period, and conveyed to him, that there was an updated , customized, bullet proof limousine , space age pimpin version created just for him, as a gesture of good faith in ensuring that GM is in good graces during bailout funding consideration.

Did, GM collapse, or are they still in business?

Only In America!
22 Inch Chrome Wheels To Be Added In 2012.

Obama Says- "What's A Pimp Without A Cadillac?"

Picture This.
GM, the parent company of Cadillac Motors is on the list of the top three U.S. automotive industry giants, on the verge of Bankruptcy. One of the executives at GM became convinced along the way that Barack Obama was sure to win the election. He then thought to himself and said

Hmm, Barack Obama is an African American, and well, historically, it has been shown that African American Males tend to have an affinity for the Cadillac brand.

He then went to a secret meeting with then President Elect Obama and staff during the transition period, and conveyed to him, that there was an updated , customized, bullet proof limousine , space age pimpin version created just for him, as a gesture of good faith in ensuring that GM is in good graces during bailout funding consideration.

Did, GM collapse, or are they still in business?

Only In America!
22 Inch Chrome Wheels To Be Added In 2012.

On EARTH As It Is In HEAVEN- PIMPHOP.COM Business Plan

Just in time for the Economic Stimulus initiatives from the people in charge.
Since time is of the essence, I believe it to be in our best interest to keep it simple , brief, and to the point.

On that note,the plan is as follows.
It is always DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN.
What You See Is What You Get.

All Inquiries Are To Be Sent To
{information@pimphop.com}

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Scotty Pimpin

The Game According To Michelle Obama

“Barack knows that at some level there’s a hole in our souls and we need some inspiration,” she said. “That’s why I’m here because I know Barack is different.
From a February 2008 Interview during the Democratic Primary tour
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1972537/posts

Wow.
Now There’s A Thought.
One That Sounds Familiar to Me as Well.

My OFFICIAL RESPONSE,
as of Press Time-

KNOW COMMENT!

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Scotty Pimpin

Is Montel Williams A ‘P’ On The Low Low?


Image By
Antonio Salvador / WENN

I always had a feeling about Montel, that perhaps there is much more to him than
what meets the blind eye
. Of course his struggles with M.S. have been well publicized among other things, yet at this particular point in the nations history, I believe he has officially flipped the script, and gone from being SICK, to being SICK WITH IT.

It is officially Award Show and Film Festival season in Hollywood, and the rest of the entertainment industry, yet I have yet to see an award ceremony and associated category that fits into what it is that Montel Williams is implementing as a public figure through the use of his celebrity. For those who are unaware, I invite you to view the raw video footage below, which shows Montel actually having the audacity to be putting in work in regards to the selling of Barack Obama commemorative coins, as if he can think as high as actually seeing a African American face on The Dinero which flows through the streams of currency. My only course of action is to support him in his efforts, by adding him to the
Ultra Exclusive Hollywood “P” List, as a standard bearer of excellence.


The LUCRE is NO LONGER FILTHY!
Kids, dont try this at home.
YOU SHOULD TAKE IT TO THE STREETS!

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Written By
R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

Is Montel Williams A 'P' On The Low Low?


Image By
Antonio Salvador / WENN

I always had a feeling about Montel, that perhaps there is much more to him than
what meets the blind eye
. Of course his struggles with M.S. have been well publicized among other things, yet at this particular point in the nations history, I believe he has officially flipped the script, and gone from being SICK, to being SICK WITH IT.

It is officially Award Show and Film Festival season in Hollywood, and the rest of the entertainment industry, yet I have yet to see an award ceremony and associated category that fits into what it is that Montel Williams is implementing as a public figure through the use of his celebrity. For those who are unaware, I invite you to view the raw video footage below, which shows Montel actually having the audacity to be putting in work in regards to the selling of Barack Obama commemorative coins, as if he can think as high as actually seeing a African American face on The Dinero which flows through the streams of currency. My only course of action is to support him in his efforts, by adding him to the
Ultra Exclusive Hollywood “P” List, as a standard bearer of excellence.


The LUCRE is NO LONGER FILTHY!
Kids, dont try this at home.
YOU SHOULD TAKE IT TO THE STREETS!

See You At The Top
( And Bring A Friend!!)

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R. Branch
Code Name
Scotty Pimpin

Young African American Male Leadership On Federal AND Local Levels- First 100 Days


Its The Hour Of Power, which for me is between 4-10 a.m.
M-F so whatever buttons my fingers push is what you get.

Just watched a program last night regarding President Obama’s security challenges with his usage of a
Blackberry smartphone.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-obama-blackberry23-2009jan23,0,3585072.story

Its a fairly interesting state of affairs, and I cant think of a better way to have your product endorsed .
For those of you who are new to these parts, PLENTY of information is available at this publication in regards to which tools are most essential in keeping your GAME TIGHT.
http://pimphop.com/section/gadgets

On to today’s discussion, what I find most fascinating is how amazed and impressed many members of government as well as media representatives are in regards to Obama’s unique ability to deal with people with differing ideologies and platform representations.
For me, I actually find this as the NORMAL way of doing things, and I would be as bold to say that I believe it does have much to do with the learned codes of conduct that are found within African American Culture.
Although some corporations have caught on in regards to the selling power of the culture such as Nextel, with their Boost Mobile series,

Its a fairly common tendency for people of color  in the U.S. to shoot each other a CHIRP, and if you are not quite clear on what that means, I invite you to stay around and absorb , as for whatever reason, I can tell that Obama is running the country in this type of fashion and mind frame, and while many would at first underestimate the validity of it all, it at the end is producing excellent results.

On that note, the man specifically stated that he and his staff would NOT be able to resolve the issues alone and on an administrative level, but would require the assistance of the citizens. President Obama and his administrations effectiveness is in regards to matters on the highest levels of government, and not in regards to the local everyday affairs of the people.

I will go ahead and coin my own phrase as usual, so lets look at it as Trickle UP Economics, Or
Pimpin At The Midpoint.

Centralizing The Pimpin is the key, and while many will be a bit taken back by the bold approach that we are taking, please be sure to note, that TIME is Ticking, and as the results of the way that you are Used to are worsening, the value of the NEW WAY is increasing, so there really is no middle ground left on which to stand, and in corporate ideology, it is known as MARGINALIZATION.

With that said, today we are going to start with something simple, which is the Organize America Project

As President, I will need the help of all Americans to meet the challenges that lie ahead. That’s why I’m asking people like you who fought for change during the campaign to continue fighting for change in your communities. Since the election hundreds of thousands of you have shared your ideas about how this movement should move forward, and we’ve listened carefully.

http://www.barackobama.com/index.php

Let the record reflect that in all likelihood, your particular emails would not reach The President in person, yet I can guarantee that they are in fact viewed and reviewed by someone in his administration and contact list which you see him in the act of texting with on his Blackberry up above.

Also be sure to check the barackobama.com blog as well, and as for the technology and whole online/offline grassroots organization/mobilization format,
well, we kind of already have been here for a few years now,

and are STILL patiently waiting for YOU, to get involved at whatever level your instincts lead you to.

Lets Make Moves!

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Scotty Pimpin

Happy Women Equals Happy Village- The First 100 Days


Ok People,
The Party Is OVER and Its Back To Work.
Yet since we are in the era of CHANGE, we can now state,
The Work Is OVER, and its Back To PARTY.

Orders from up top, as you have heard ,are that we need to take swift and effective action in regards to the challenges that we face as a global community, so what I have decided to do is simply find the key areas of focus that I can tackle with the greatest of ease and show instantaneous results.

I actually have a on going bet with myself, that this most simple of concepts will eventually show themselves as the most effective, and here is why.

For some odd reason, I have always been able to asses the condition of any environment  that I may find myself in by simply taking in the attitudes and vibrations of the women in the location. I do tend to frequent the local mall, as well as a few of the Starbucks locations from time to time, and seem to always see women in a fairly cheerful state, some even with children.

My Philospophy, which I will be introducing more in depth in a short time, rests on a belief that the condition of all things including health care as well as the economy are always reflected in the emotional states of the women, as if woman was made as an indicator to the condition of people, places, and things.
You can refer to the following link for some past reference.
http://pimphop.com/2008/08/26/antidepressants-the-most-frequently-perscribed-drug-in-america/

Now that its ALL IN THE HISTORY BOOKS, I can also add that a key piece of the implementation of the current change of faces in government is found in the image and link below, although it is not frequently discussed in mainstream media outlets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Lee_Ettinger

In life, we are shown that there are times when what needs to be done, is
WHAT WORKS, so long as it does no harm to other individuals and owns own self, so let the record reflect that when YOUR PRESIDENT states, that a time comes to put away childish things, the GROWN FOLK things will begin to surface.It is a clear working example of the innate ability that many of you young ladies reading this have in regards to bringing about CHANGE, and with the proper application of your gifts and talents, it really is, not the end, but just the beginning.

With that said, its back to the position, with an even GREATER URGENCY, as time really is of the essence and adequate solutions are needed to circumvent a looming Financial Depression.

The experts have stated that it IS about timing, so the flyer below is from the year 2007, and this is a perfect solution and stimulation for the economy  as well as creation of jobs.

YES WE CAN-

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In closing, the opportunity is here, as it has been for some time now, and I believe that it is in the best interest of many to begin to be active participants in the game of life (proactive), as opposed to waiting for it to be the POPULAR and SAFE thing to do, as the current signs are showing that
IT AINT SAFE NO MORE!

A picture is worth a thousand words, so if YOU can see yourself in the picture, I invite you to come and play a part.

We  Are On Our  Job,
Are You Willing To Get On Yours?

Enough Said!
On With The Show.

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Scotty Pimpin